Agnes O'Hare (her royal HIGHness)

Warded to Dorcas
[using the wand Moody gave her]

Oi - these coppers is letting me go. They wants to know where they can find me, you care if I tells em where our tent is?

Warded to the Order

Oi - we sorted out how them aurors are showin up after the Masquerade? I don't really fancy gettin' caught with my knickers down, if you know what I mean.

Warded to Severus

See this? Baby killing? This worth whatever fucked up security you get out of it?

Warded to Severus

So, I'm pregnant.

Warded to Dorcas

Dorky, where you livin right now?

ETA: Warded to the Order & Josephine Savage

Oy - any you lot got a magic tent what I can borrow for an unsure period of time?

Warded to the Order

Okay, 2 things I been thinkin about regardin this maskarade thing. Also thanks Moody for this wand, its been a right blessin and hopefully I won't have to tell Elladora yet.

1) Last time we fought with death eaters most of us got our asses beat to a pulp. I ain't tryin to naysay or whatever, but pickin a fight in our high heels and fancy gear ain't gonna give us an advantage, specially when they is mostly men and ain't gonna have the same problem. There's gotta be a better way to have them look guilty - we gots aurors and hitwizards, right? Fuck, they knows the law... tell us how the fuck to get somebody

2) I think I got an idea about the portkey thing. I know I ain't smart, but maybe if you can't figure a way to make the portkey go off when you want it, you can cover it in somethin that'll disappear after a time. I ain't sure. Seems like makin somethin like that'd be easier than tryin to fix old magic, you know what I mean?

Warded to Severus*

I hope your nose hurts for the rest of goddamn eternity, and I'm gonna figure what kind of fuckin spell you got Abe under because I ain't never had nobody turn on me that fast in my whole life. Not even you.

*warded using new, unregistered wand from Alastor Moody

Warded to the order*

Soon as everyone is conscious we'd best be havin a fuckin meeting.


*warded using new, unregistered wand from Alastor Moody

Warded to Marlene McKinnon*




Warded to Severus Snape*
We need to have words.



*warded using new, unregistered wand from Alastor Moody

Ho hum.

Warded to Jo
Yeah suck on that, journal. I can ward shit to DMLE bitches.

Like you ♥

Next time you fuck Pepper, call his dick Conand or Samson or something outrageous.

I'll tell you why over some weed sometime.

Peace!
/Ward


Holy fuck, I am so toasted.

( Warded Private )


Shit, I just heard about Lord Louis.

Here's one mudblood what's out. Peace.

( Private )

ministry gone and broke my journal.^{Censored by the MoM corrections office.}

ah fuck.


edited to add

FUCK!!

What.

Assuming Agnes can make the dogtags go off, they have done so

Warded; Order

Guys I need someone at Abe's place NOW. He's been beat up real bad and I can only heal him so good.

Warded to Mary, Marlene, Meaghan, Sirius, James, Remus, & Peter

Oi, weed at my place. You can come by floo.

/Ward

Warded to above, sans Mary

Mary's first high? Fuck yes!

/Ward

I'm out.

Never thought I'd watch myself say this, but with all the bitchin we's all been doin (yeah, me included, I fucked up), what the fuck do we need death eaters for?

Gots my journal back, but I ain't really lookin to use it much seeins how its probably a ministry PLOY so's they can spy on the fucking VICTIMS of attacks. I ain't even got my wand, what the shit worth is a journal I can't even write personal shit in.